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White Dad Problems: Episodes

<div><font><span>It’s the holidays, but we’re avoiding stuffing your stocking with crappy old reruns by instead stuffing you with crappy outtakes.  This time we talk about crappy “Rent” lyrics and even crappier country lyrics about “Christmas Shoes.”  Christmas shoes?!</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>D.M.’s computer will smell like hazelnut forever.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Todd is trying to figure out what his kids think about Santa, and should he just let them learn the truth on the street like they did about sex.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Here’s a new episode by one of Podbean’s Top 10 Most Popular Podcasts of 2014 (Kids and Family).  Tell all your “Serial” loving friends to listen.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Matt and D.M. think the comments section on iTunes ...
<div><font><span>It’s a poopier episode than usual this week, but first, Matt can’t get Viva to bed and asks Todd if they pain will ever stop.  Then he tells a story about Viva asking where boys pee out of - prompting Todd to tell us his “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours story.”</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>The Dads are back and they’re pre-ordering some Nut Gloves, and D.M. moves his junk regularly to prevent permanent bend.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>A caller asks what he should do in New York City… the Dads advise casual sex.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Today on our Special Edition, the Dads talk prequels, sequels, and “Open Water”, which DM is determined to ruin for anyone who comes near him.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>D.M.’s wife drags one of the twin’s beds down the hall in a minor mental breakdown.  Then Dave assumes a new identity to screw with a fake Nigerian banker, Sir Kofi Agogo from Lome, Togo,  that’s been trying to get the Dads the fortune from their dead uncle, Victor Dad Problems.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Very funny show today.  Beginning with Kim Kardashian’s butt, the word “callipygian,” and just who is “Fellatio O’Malley”?</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Then we talk Cards Against Humanity and sending feces in the mail.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>On today’s stewmeat of an episode, Todd and Matt discuss “Discount Chuck E. Cheese’s” they have known and their cobbled together pizza-bots.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Is anything sadder than a dying strip mall?  Perhaps ...
<div><font><span>On Part 2 - Much talk of cranberry sauce.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Matt can’t figure out how many of these fucking Glitter Gliders to buy, or what respectable gift to get his daughter.  The Dads discuss it for a while, then decide ...
<p>D.M. is driving away because… well, fuck that guy.  Matt and Todd hold down the fort and beg you for money, then talk about the hottest things on Goddamazon right now…</p>
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<p>,.. not to mention the one thing Matt wants on Black Friday (hint: it rhymes with Shmee shmi shmo shmegos.)</p>
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<div><font><span>I suppose “Joey Loves Chachi” would be better to the ear, but it was Jesse who loves Chachi.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>In part 2, Matt’s Dad explodes, then crushes Matt’s hand with his grip of death.  Matt considers buying ...
<p>It’s a new episode!  Give thanks!</p>
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<p>D.M. laments the lack of artist’s colonies, the lack of new ideas after 30, and Whose Line Is It Anyway?.</p>
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<p>Viva wants Glitter Gliders.</p>
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<p>Ceci poops - but where?  Engel can’t “power through” with his daughters making ...
<div><font size="2">D.M. and Todd wait for Matt as Todd coughs to death and Bill Cosby rapes everybody.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Meanwhile, Bono gets in a bike wreck and, tragically, survives to make more music that sounds like old music.</font></div>
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<p><font size="2">This week has been insane for the three of us dads. No recording took place, and so here’s a Thanksgiving episode from last year just to get you in the mood to rape and murder an entire race of people (or at least celebrate like you did). Enjoy!</font>
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<p>This week has been insane for the three of us dads. No recording took place, and so here’s a Thanksgiving episode from last year just to get you in the mood to rape and murder an entire race of people (or at least celebrate like you did). Enjoy!</p>
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<div><font size="2">It’s a live Bonus as Matt and Todd shiver in a car.  They talk college dorm shower horrors, roommates with runaway girlfriends, classy dorm furniture, and insidious car smells!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">We’ve got voice mail now - ...
<div><font size="2">Updates time - Todd teaches us the cool new way of napping.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Matt watches a movie about a haunted mirror and realizes that he is too old to ever be loved.</font></div>
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<p>You know what Haunted Houses need more of?  Rape clowns. And that’s just what Todd’s town got…</p>
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<p>Matt buys Thanksgiving decorations because he hates having money.  Everyone needs to stop buying thing</p>
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<p>…and what’s all this about “basic bitches?”</p>
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<div><font size="2">Todd tells kids at the end of Halloween Night, “Take a handful.” D.M. can’t take the candy that Todd puts inside of his face.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. is speaking quietly because he’s on hall duty, making sure his children ...
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