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<div><font><span>On Part 2 - Much talk of cranberry sauce.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>Matt can’t figure out how many of these fucking Glitter Gliders to buy, or what respectable gift to get his daughter.  The Dads discuss it for a while, then decide ...
<p>D.M. is driving away because… well, fuck that guy.  Matt and Todd hold down the fort and beg you for money, then talk about the hottest things on Goddamazon right now…</p>
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<p>,.. not to mention the one thing Matt wants on Black Friday (hint: it rhymes with Shmee shmi shmo shmegos.)</p>
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<div><font><span>I suppose “Joey Loves Chachi” would be better to the ear, but it was Jesse who loves Chachi.</span></font></div>
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<div><font><span>In part 2, Matt’s Dad explodes, then crushes Matt’s hand with his grip of death.  Matt considers buying ...
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<p>D.M. laments the lack of artist’s colonies, the lack of new ideas after 30, and Whose Line Is It Anyway?.</p>
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<p>Viva wants Glitter Gliders.</p>
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<p>Ceci poops - but where?  Engel can’t “power through” with his daughters making ...
<div><font size="2">D.M. and Todd wait for Matt as Todd coughs to death and Bill Cosby rapes everybody.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Meanwhile, Bono gets in a bike wreck and, tragically, survives to make more music that sounds like old music.</font></div>
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<p><font size="2">This week has been insane for the three of us dads. No recording took place, and so here’s a Thanksgiving episode from last year just to get you in the mood to rape and murder an entire race of people (or at least celebrate like you did). Enjoy!</font>
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<p>This week has been insane for the three of us dads. No recording took place, and so here’s a Thanksgiving episode from last year just to get you in the mood to rape and murder an entire race of people (or at least celebrate like you did). Enjoy!</p>
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<div><font size="2">It’s a live Bonus as Matt and Todd shiver in a car.  They talk college dorm shower horrors, roommates with runaway girlfriends, classy dorm furniture, and insidious car smells!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Updates time - Todd teaches us the cool new way of napping.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Matt watches a movie about a haunted mirror and realizes that he is too old to ever be loved.</font></div>
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<p>You know what Haunted Houses need more of?  Rape clowns. And that’s just what Todd’s town got…</p>
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<p>Matt buys Thanksgiving decorations because he hates having money.  Everyone needs to stop buying thing</p>
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<p>…and what’s all this about “basic bitches?”</p>
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<div><font size="2">Todd tells kids at the end of Halloween Night, “Take a handful.” D.M. can’t take the candy that Todd puts inside of his face.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. is speaking quietly because he’s on hall duty, making sure his children ...
<div><font size="2">Todd’s daughter has completed her pirate musical, and even though her dad is a pirate and a musical director, she won’t let him help.  He gives her an astrolabe for a cast gift.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Matt and Todd discuss scheduling ...
<div><font size="2">The Dads talk Halloween decorations, and the glut of shitty decorations in this world.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">They also talk Monster Cereals - even the Mummy and the Werewolf ones.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Happy Halloween!  Eat your kids mini-Twixes while you listen to these bits!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">The Dads talk White Jesus, and Matt’s time as a stunt double for the Lord.</font></div>
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<p>D.M. and Todd do a mini-episode and talk Amazon hatchets, Gamergate,
World of Warcraft Black Friday sales, Dads in the delivery room, and
much, much more!</p>
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<p>Hey everyone! We couldn’t get it together this week to bring you the quality programming you’ve come to expect. So, check back on Wednesday with a brand new episode.</p>
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<p>In the meantime, check out our catalogue of episodes you’re sure to enjoy. Hell, maybe send us an email at whitedadproblems@gmail.com, ...
<div><font size="2">Viva hallucinates bugs. RUN.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Giant skateboards, tiny skateboards - anything but regular skateboards, bro.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Matt and Viva learn to just take the stairs.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. gives up on trying to update and just bemoans his life, and the children that eat all his food.</font></div>
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<p>Haven’t heard enough about Ebola fears this week?  Here’s more.</p>
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<p>Also: Halloween?  Why have any costumes but Elsa from “Frozen”?</p>
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<p>Todd finally mops up his soaked house and gets new carpet that changes his life.  Meanwhile, Ellie gets sick and misses her big field ...
<div><font size="2">Here’s the part of the week for our Bloopers, Bleeps, Blunder, and Practical Jokes.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. has some bad news for Bernie Madoff…</font></div>
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