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<div><font size="2">Bonus Problems 100!  Extra special totally mundane outtake episode!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">We talk Mel Blanc comas and racist impressions.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">In Part 2, Matt has a bear and wants to tell you about.  His wife thinks it look good, but hates the feel.  Kelly hates Todd’s beard feel, too, and he has some goatee shame, but it makes him less circular, so he keeps it. Matt wants to lose wait and then shave.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">The Dads have hopefully fixed the lag so they won’t talk over each other as much this show. As much.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Blues Clues - who is this Joe guy who killed Steve and took his house?!</font></div>
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<p>OMG Bonus Problems is, like, totes random.</p>
<p>The Dads talk “Forest Gump II: Never Forget” - and why it didn’t get made.</p>
<p>Then they talk the M*A*S*H dream episode, the St. Elsewhere “Divine Comedy” episode, and fantasize about touching Howie Mandel.</p>
<p>Then Baby Viva takes ...
<div><font size="2">More letters from YOU - the listeners!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Caleb the Ghost makes a debut on ABC TV!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">“Waterjuice” is overheard on a plane!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">It’s time once again to open the mailbag containing letters from you, our Fake Radio pen pals!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">We start by talking about Matt’s D.M. voice, and the fallacy of playdough, then we move to Keith in the Northern ...
<div><font size="2">Did your parents let you eat “Goober Grape”?  Did you stir it into a fine, grey mess like Todd did?</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">And finally, the Dads make horrible mistakes on the phone, via text, and in person, from casting the wrong ...
<div><font size="2">Viva’s starting to use teenager “abbreves”, including the new cool way to say “Purple.”  You heard it hear first.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">She also wants to wear her prettiest dress for her new boyfriend.  She is 2.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">We’re back, recording on Paczki Day.  Todd didn’t celebrate with Polish donuts, but he did make CAKE PANCAKE CAKES!!!!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Hey, think “Chuggington” was obnoxious?  Wait till you try “Dinosaur Train”!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Todd tries NES games on Matt’s giant phone/tiny computer, including the immortal “Fat Contra Guy.”</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Then the guys talk obscure Southern colas, including Ski (Sky?), and (ugh) Double Dry.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">In Part 2, D.M. begins by revealing that the neighborhood is sharing all their dirty laundry with his wife.  Everbody is going to get a divorce, and Todd can only assume he’ll be getting a divorce when the kids move out, as well.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Chipotle has TV shows now?  Can the White Dads get a show?</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Todd teaches the other Dads how to sucker Chipotle out of heaps of fixin’s.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">This one might be going to far. </font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. accidentally threw his poop slathered kids into a bathtub, and was too exhausted to start again.  He’s also afraid to clean his daughter’s below the waist, but he isn’t ...
<div><font size="2">In Updates, D.M. reveals that his job is easier than staying home with the twins, because he can both poop and get things to eat, sometimes at the same time. When they both cry and the dog starts barking, well… shiver. Todd suggests sending the twins to different time slots of Kindergarten ...
<div><font size="2">It’s back to Sochi as the Dads discuss America’s greatest foe - an untended hockey goal, then they ponder if WGN TV took a swipe at a figure skater.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">What exactly DID Columbus do in 1493?</font></div>
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<p>Welcome to White Dad Problems, where the secret ingredient in our shotgun shells is love. </p>
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<p>D.M. wants a shotgun that shoots cancer so that intruders have a different type of consequence for breaking into his home. </p>
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<p>Todd’s wife buys him a Valentine’s ...
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<p>Welcome back to the show that sacrifices its appendages to keep its core temperature warm…just for you. </p>
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<p>In Part 2, D.M. can’t escape the cold of Syracuse. Todd and Matt may have the Shedd aquarium, but D.M. has the disposable fish department of Pet Smart (and Guitar ...
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<p>Welcome back to the show that takes a stand against Shirley Temple’s toddersploitational films.</p>
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<p>Matt used the Amazon portal (at right) again, and bought a Google Nexus 7. Nifty little device, too bad it’s too small to use.  The Dads talk big phones, tiny computers, ...
<div><font size="2">Does the tooth fairy teach kids it’s okay to have strangers in their rooms?</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">HIV to cure cancer? What could possibly go wrong?</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">In Part 2, D.M. prepares for his first big trip away from the girls, to the Dominican Republic, where he’ll drink “Miami Vices” (pina coladas with no socks). This leads to memories of Phillip! Michael! Thomas! and his less cool 80’s couture.</font></div>
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