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White Dad Problems: Episodes

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<div><font size="2">D.M. has some bad news for Bernie Madoff…</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Viva’s archenemy Pepper seems poised to conquer as Viva loses interest in tap… has Matt failed as a Musical Theatre dad?</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">If you had a genie lamp that would let you not go to the bathroom ever again, would ...
<div><font size="2">Guess who died?  Punjab!  The Dads remember Geoffrey Holder with a look back at UNcola advertising through the years.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Matt forgot to turn off Amazon Mom and is now buried in diapers, but Todd and DM suggest ...
<div><font size="2">It’s Bonus Problems, in which we slice off the cheek and feed it to you!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Todd goes to a hard-sell hard-serve ice cream parlor where he’s offered a monthly waffle cone protection policy.  He causes the soda jerk to lose $6K and one Cadillac.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. lives in a cloud of bats, some of ...
<p>This is a great week of shows if you can stand Matt’s horrible car mic and nose breathing.</p>
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<p>The new television season is mostly Shonda.  Professor Foster sees no problem with this.  D.M. will go back to watching HSN.  Todd has hidden “Parenthood” from his wife, D.M. thinks it’s ...
<div><font size="2">The Dads discuss reality shows and what a buzz kill all the sad single parent stories are on shows built on a sangria of Stockholm Syndrome and White Wine.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Todd is learning to be a baseball coach and a gymnastics ...
<div><font size="2">D.M. and one of his twins go on a plastic surgery roadtrip, and she treats him to sonic torture.  When he gets home, and she has a new toy her sister doesn’t have - there’s even more torture.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">The Dads discuss All Shonda Thursdays on ABC and their favorite 80’s post-TV show production company logo, like Stephen J. Cannell, John Charles Walters, and UBU.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Then they talk about the White Dads theme by ...
<div><font size="2">Listen to enough NPR and your “driveway moment” will be a shotgun suicide in the car.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. and Matt wanted Scotland to secede, and so did the rest of America.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Todd tries to get an iPhone 6 and gets a bureaucratic nightmare out of a Russian novel, instead.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Matt throws a birthday party and breaks his own heart.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Hey Everybody! IN this episode we wonder why phones are getting bigger and pants are getting smaller. Todd has ordered his iPhone 6 and already resents for distracting him from his kids.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Dave’s girls have decided ...
<div><font size="2">On this bonus edition, the Dads make the horrifying discovery that Wilford Brimley was only 10 years older than Matt when he filmed Cocoon, and they wonder what casting would be for a remake of Cocoon.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. is finally putting the twins in different bedrooms, but now he has to make the decorations equitable.  Oh, and bats are falling out of the sides of his home, because they removed the headstones, BUT THEY DIDN’T REMOVE THE BODIES!</font></div>
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<p>This week the Dads come up with a great plan for screwing over Olive Garden’s marketing department: the Pasta Colostomy.</p>
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<p>Then they talk toddler beds and how they ruin your life.</p>
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<p>Viva went to the hospital, and ever since is the most spoiled child on earth - and her upcoming ...
<div><font size="2">Presents for kid’s parties you didn’t want to attend, stubble on the man who is performing oral on you, and much, much, more!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">We’ve got voice mail now - call us at (347) 766 - FUOM and leave a message!</font></div>
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<p>We’re catching up on the Mailbag, Voicemail, and more!</p>
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<p>But, first, we talk about the miracle of pre-ordering from “Goddamazon” as Matt waits and waits for his miniature HISS Tank.</p>
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<p>Tim in NY is on the phone, asking about Matt’s dick.</p>
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<p>Matt reveals ...
<div><font size="2">Matt finishes his France report with Professor Foster starting an international incident.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M.’s house ages into becoming your Grandpa’s toenails.</font></div>
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<p>On today’s show, the Dads explore the absent mothers of 80s and 90s sitcoms.  They discuss party favors you can buy through our portal, and the dreaded “big girl beds” coming down the pike for them.</p>
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<p>Once again our hosts complain about the complainers about the ice bucket challenge, ...
<div><font size="2">Deep cuts - here is Matt and D.M. with guest host Michael Rice of OperaNow! THE Opera Podcast talking about their childhood crushes on Susan Saint James, then evaluate Law &#38; Order: SVU and wish for a jetpack wearing, infodumping B.D. Wong.</font></div>
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