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White Dad Problems: Episodes

<p>Matt takes Viva to a festival and it all becomes a blur of face paint, chicken gyros, and tears.</p>
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<p>Todd comes home from work just long enough to make the kids resent their stay at home mother.  Of course, his daughter won’t love him much when she finds out he talks about her new warts ...
<div><font size="2">This episode features “Matt Rocco-2000″, because real Matt is reliving his youth in NYC this week. After mixing up their 80’s sitcom theme song lyrics, D.M. and Todd wonder if “Matt Rocco-2000″ was recorded on a toilet.</font></div>
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<p>We’re back, with one to grow on.</p>
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<p>Matt wants to be the organic farmer at his kid’s co-op preschool, because to sexily wipe the sweat from his brow in front of the MILFs.  Matt’s house has a housefly problem, which leads to an “explaining death” problem.  Todd introduces his ...
<div><font size="2">Part two will be be here Friday. Until then, listen to a favorite past episode or just curl up in a dark room and cry. See you soon!!!</font></div>
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<p>Matt is buying an oldie-timey push mower for his tiny, tiny lawn. This after destroying his gas-powered, 20th-Century-technology-driven mower. </p>
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<p>D.M. takes up the whole damn episode with his update. He has been driving around Central New York on a suspended license for the last nine ...
<div><font size="2">In this bit of WDP flotsam and jetsam - Dave wants Todd to say the intro higher and higher until only dogs can hear it.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M. doesn’t want his girls to have phones so they’ll learn survival techniques, and ...
<div><font size="2">It’s all three updates in Part II, and D.M. leads off by going to the dentist for the first time since Gmail was invented.  He no longer has gums.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Then Matt plays with a terrifying elephant doll, then goes ...
<p>The Dads debate the logic, etiquette, and appropriateness of partyware themed on national tragedies.</p>
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<p>Matt buys sunglasses - lots of them. Todd keeps buying the same pair at Target.</p>
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<p>The Dads eat more McDickens, and Matt tries the “Sea, Air, and Land” Burger. Then a ...
<div><font size="2">Here be all three updates.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Todd goes to the roller rink and requires orthopedic skates. He also forgets to take them off in the bathroom and pees all over things while “You Shook Me” played loudly in the ...
<p>On today’s episode we discuss Secret Menus and HacktheMenu.com</p>
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<p>(Note, this was recorded before Matt’s Chicago Parent experiment, and before Jeremy, Michael, and Derek sent in their McDicken videos - keep those coming!)</p>
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<p>Hey everybody! Happy Memorial Day. It’s time to honor the veterans of this great nation, and then set some meat on fire. We’ll be back on Wednesday and Friday with parts 1 and 2. 
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<div><font size="2">D.M. tries to hold his daughter’s hand to protect them, but just injures them worse. (It’s like life.)</font></div>
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<p>It’s a sex act in your mouth and Todd’s chuggin’ it with the McDonalds “secret menu” item, the “McGangBang/McBangBang/McDicken/McNasty”.</p>
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<p>Matt doesn’t understand Spider Man purple girl’s combs with a mirror in the handle - he doesn’t understand it on so many levels.</p>
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<div><font size="2">D.M.’s pre-show nap becomes an in show nap, and Todd and Matt push through.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Jinkies, where is Casey Kasem?!</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Is “Higher Higher” translated ...
<div><font size="2">On this weeks collection of outtakes and oddities, the Dads discuss people’s weird domain names, and the ghost ship that is aol.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">And then they talk ghost ships and corpse brides.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Ceci is now completely potty trained on her own.  Josephine couldn’t care less.  Josephine doesn’t make good updates, because she’s just a ball of love.  Ceci is a ball of hate.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">Todd’s son goes to ...
<p>It’s an extra funny episode with extra less Dads.</p>
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<p>Todd considers purchasing a discontinued “disposable grill.”  What could possibly go wrong?</p>
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<p>Todd and D.M. discuss the recent ship sinking and why foreign ferry captains sucks so hard at even pretending to save their ...
<p>Spend this dreary Friday with our dreary podcast.</p>
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<p>Lawnmower Man was the greatest film of the 90’s, and predicted the rise of the Virtual Flowers for Algernon danger.</p>
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<p>Todd often eats entire jars of gummy vitamins.  Todd is 10,000,000 strong and growing.</p>
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<div><font size="2">Michael Rice leaves the ivory tower of opera talk to with us about dogs eating poop, distended anuses, and other delightful topics for a parenting podcast.</font></div>
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<div><font size="2">D.M.’s daughter continues to have wild and disturbing ...
<p>This week’s episode features special guest Michael Rice from OperaNow! THE Opera Podcast! Who now brings his special brand of dick jokes to panels with the legendary Marilyn Horne.</p>
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<p>After slut shaming Jon Hamm, the dads talk Clippers racism, and Jack Nicholson impersonations on G.I. ...
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