White Dad Problems: Episodes
If there is a Podcast Emmy for most f@#$ed up Parenting show, we’re going to get a nomination for this one - it’s mostly about pooping on cruise ships and fistfights with hobos. Y’know… Dad stuff.
We start with talk of the “Poop Cruise” - the ill-fated Carnival ...
We start with talk of the “Poop Cruise” - the ill-fated Carnival ...
D.M. is worried about his new house, “The Bearded Lady,” getting broken into before he moves in.
Todd tells that alarm system stickers do not necessarily equate to alarm systems.
Seinfeld missed out on a bit about “Deathbed Confessionals”.
Eating bits of Lance Armstrong means ...
Todd tells that alarm system stickers do not necessarily equate to alarm systems.
Seinfeld missed out on a bit about “Deathbed Confessionals”.
Eating bits of Lance Armstrong means ...
We return to updates and Matt has a question about hair. Todd and D.M. immediately decide it’s time for everyone to crimp their private hair so it looks like the chick who sang “Electric Youth.”
Matt’s real dilemma is that Baby Viva’s hair needs help, and since he is ...
Matt’s real dilemma is that Baby Viva’s hair needs help, and since he is ...
White Dad Problems: The parenting podcast that brought you an episode about erotic asphyxiation of parrots, an episode about poopy vulvas, and the term “Renting at the Red Box”, brings you an image from D.M. so horrifying your brain will need bleach. You’ll have to listen to hear.
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Bonus Problems is our outtakes, oddities, and way off-topic episode, presented each Friday in a festering heap.
The Dads discuss how difficult it must be to be friends with that lunatic megalomaniac, Mickey Mouse.
D.M. doesn’t understand why Fred Willard couldn’t jerk off at home with a belt ...
The Dads discuss how difficult it must be to be friends with that lunatic megalomaniac, Mickey Mouse.
D.M. doesn’t understand why Fred Willard couldn’t jerk off at home with a belt ...
Hey, Comedy Fans – this is where it all happens.
D.M. finally closed on the Bearded Lady! (His radon-laden house.) Despite his wife’s objectives, D.M. is not going to remodel the 60’s basement, featuring knotty pine, Mad Men stye furniture, and Joey Bishop telling jokes on a stage in ...
D.M. finally closed on the Bearded Lady! (His radon-laden house.) Despite his wife’s objectives, D.M. is not going to remodel the 60’s basement, featuring knotty pine, Mad Men stye furniture, and Joey Bishop telling jokes on a stage in ...
Today’s episode is filled with suspense as Todd takes clippers to his poor, trusting son.
Matt is out till Wednesday, but he haunts the show with script bombs.
Todd suggests you use the Amazon portal to buy Brach’s Jube Jel Cherry Hearts. D.M.’s wife would just use it to buy old ...
Matt is out till Wednesday, but he haunts the show with script bombs.
Todd suggests you use the Amazon portal to buy Brach’s Jube Jel Cherry Hearts. D.M.’s wife would just use it to buy old ...
Welcome to Bonus Problems. We begin with White Dad Charm School, and Matt can’t seem to recall the correct pronunciation of “February”. Can you?
D.M. sizes up a bottle of wine resting across the kitchen. He eventually decides not to touch it in its swimsuit area. Meanwhile, his daughter ...
D.M. sizes up a bottle of wine resting across the kitchen. He eventually decides not to touch it in its swimsuit area. Meanwhile, his daughter ...
Welcome back. The Engels have decided to find a way to discipline their daughters, who now use their parent’s own bodies against them like Tai Chi masters, scale dangerous heights, and laugh at the pain of those around them. Oh, and at the library they use other mothers as their [...]
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Last year, Todd ruined his first Daddy/Daughter Dance by cheaping out on a boutonniere for his daughter. This year they Todd-proofed the forms. (And no, that doesn’t mean they laminated it to keep the gravy stains away.)
Speaking ...
Last year, Todd ruined his first Daddy/Daughter Dance by cheaping out on a boutonniere for his daughter. This year they Todd-proofed the forms. (And no, that doesn’t mean they laminated it to keep the gravy stains away.)
Speaking ...
It’s Bonus Problems, our weekly collection of outtakes, way-off-topic topics, and stupid crap. Welcome.
D.M. is in such a love/hate relationship with his dog that he might fornicate it to death. That’s some love/hate right there.
You know who sucks? The Moody Blues. They can LXIX ...
D.M. is in such a love/hate relationship with his dog that he might fornicate it to death. That’s some love/hate right there.
You know who sucks? The Moody Blues. They can LXIX ...
This episode we interview Tim Lybarger, proprietor of the deepest well of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood information on the web, The Neighborhood Archive. (And his own comedy blog, Flashlights Are Something to Eat.)
Tim is also a childhood friend of D.M.’s from southern Illinois, where ...
Tim is also a childhood friend of D.M.’s from southern Illinois, where ...
It’s lucky episode 54! (That’s a thing, right?)
We open with a belated congratulations to OperaNow!’s Michael Rice and Jennifer Rivera-Rice on the birth of their son, who defied their hippie birthing dreams and demanded to be cut out of his fleshy prison.
And again a thanks to the ...
We open with a belated congratulations to OperaNow!’s Michael Rice and Jennifer Rivera-Rice on the birth of their son, who defied their hippie birthing dreams and demanded to be cut out of his fleshy prison.
And again a thanks to the ...
D.M. loves how the drug use apologists believe that every street drug once has a medicinal use, like Ecstasy being used to cure Cancer… WAIT, That’s a thing?!
David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear in the 80’s through the magic of… doing magic on television. ...
David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear in the 80’s through the magic of… doing magic on television. ...
It’s Todd’s most favoritest time of the year - Brach’s Jube Jel Hearts season! If you don’t know what that is, it’s some nasty syrupy sweet jelly plastic high fructose nightmare fuel like he likes. Or maybe it’s the choir screen in a cathedral. Whatever it ...
This week the Dads be on they suit and tie (shit) tie (shit).
Need to ship some human heads to Italy? Don’t go through O’Hare Airport - they’ll screw up the whole thing. The Dads discuss some lost severed heads being shipped from Bologna - birthplace of giving head. (Or at least [...]
Need to ship some human heads to Italy? Don’t go through O’Hare Airport - they’ll screw up the whole thing. The Dads discuss some lost severed heads being shipped from Bologna - birthplace of giving head. (Or at least [...]
Welcome to Bonus Problems, our weekly outtakes and (more) off-topic (than usual) show.
Todd and D.M. like Ben Folds, even though he writes the MOST DEPRESSING MUSIC EVER, but Todd bought a million songs anyway. D.M. warns Todd not to listen to the music while operating heavy machinery.
Todd is ...
Todd and D.M. like Ben Folds, even though he writes the MOST DEPRESSING MUSIC EVER, but Todd bought a million songs anyway. D.M. warns Todd not to listen to the music while operating heavy machinery.
Todd is ...
Welcome back. The Dads dip into the Mail Bag and find a reaction to last week’s tales of departed pets and their disposal. It only follows that this leads to discussion of strategies for faking one’s own death, life choices involving breaking parrot necks, and the Haunting of Todd’s ...
Welcome to the 52nd weekly episode of White Dad Problems! In honor of so many of you fine people wasting a year of your lives listening to us talk about gay Thundercats and Placenta Soup, we’ve decided to spend part I gazing at our own navels.
The Dads look back on a [...]
The Dads look back on a [...]
This Bonus Problems picks up right after we recorded our last Chicago Parent episode, and we continue with our In/Out list for 2013 - the ones we thought were too dirty to say.
So, this is dirty - don’t listen to it if you’re under 17 or you’re not one for that sort of [...]
So, this is dirty - don’t listen to it if you’re under 17 or you’re not one for that sort of [...]