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Cinema Misfits: Episodes

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Bullet to the Head. Audiences might turn out to see one more Rambo or Rocky movie, but will they queue up at the theater for James Bonomo, the character Sylvester Stallone plays in Bullet to the Head?

A Good Day to Die Hard. As far [...]
Spoiler alert:  Daniel Day-Lewis wins the Oscar for Best Actor.  Almost as shocking–the Misfits actually enjoy the Oscar telecast.  This show has something for every Misfit: crude humor for Da Man, singing and dancing for Nancy, Bond for Lou, and sock puppets for Jim.
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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Anna Karenina. All the world’s a stage, at least it is in this adaptation of Leo Tolstoy’s famous novel.

Zero Dark Thirty.  The title refers to a military term for 30 minutes after midnight.  Why is this important?  If you ...
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. The only thing unexpected about this journey is that it’s two films longer than it needs to be.

Jack Reacher. Spoiler alert.  He never changes, is always right, never gets hurt, and always wins.  ...
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Hyde Park on Hudson. One thing’s for sure, “Happy days” are definitely not “here again.”

Killing Them softly.  Instead of saying “he sleeps with the fishes,” it might be better to say, “he ...
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Cloud Atlas. Take six of Tom Hanks’ worst films, place them in different time periods, watch them all at the same time, and that’s sort of what Cloud Atlas is like.

Lincoln. It’s Steven Spielberg’s big screen version ...
The Iron Petticoat. Cold War hijinks, bad Russian accents, and recycled one-liners.  Oh, and one more thing:  Dashing leading man Bob Hope (leading man?) plays a jet fighter pilot (no, really) and Katharine Hepburn plays a defecting communist Mig pilot (seriously, I’m not making this up).  For ...
6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Headhunters. There aren’t any little heads in this film, but there is a slightly diminutive hero pursued by a large and formidable hunter.

Atlas Shrugged Part 2: The Strike. “The Strike” must refer to what the writer did ...
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Arbitrage. It’s not really a thriller, and it’s not really a suspense movie.  It’s actually more like a  big-budget, driver’s ed safety film.

Perks of Being a Wallflower. It’s not exactly a John Hughes film ...
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Campaign.  Da Man pulls the lever for The Campaign, but the rest of the Misfits go “negative” on this political comedy.

Looper. To be honest, the Misfits are more than a little confused by the whole time travel thing.  ...
Caught like deers in the headlights, the Misfits can only stare in disbelief at these films and ask, “Did someone really think a car from hell or a bulldozer animated by an alien life form would be scary?”  There are probably more laughs than screams in this Halloween offering, but whether ...
The Bourne Legacy.  While Bourne to Run could serve as an alternate title, Bourne to Be Bad would be a better description of the film.

Premium Rush. One gear, no brakes–just straight ahead, no-nonsense action at top speed.

Expendables 2.  In a movie where almost every line of dialogue is a ...
It’s back to school for the Misfits and Glenn Ford, Sidney Poitier, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Roddy McDowall.  Besides calculus and English, there are hard lessons to be learned about being a grownup, facing the real world, and knocking on the principal’s door before entering.
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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds!

Total Recall. Is this remake good enough to make audiences forget the Schwarzenegger version?

Moonrise Kingdom. One thing’s for sure, there’s only one Wes Anderson.  And maybe that’s a good thing.
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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.


The Amazing Spider-Man. Despite a tweak here and there, it’s the same old origin story again–except this time Peter Parker is in high school.  If the same unbridled imagination is applied to future films, we might get to see ...
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds!

Men in Black 3. There are fewer aliens this time around, but thanks to Josh Brolin, there’s twice as much Tommy Lee Jones — and that’s more than a fair trade-off.

Richard Kline.  A recipient of the ASC Lifetime Achievement ...
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Battleship. “Hey!  You sunk my spaceship!”  Huh?

Think Like a Man.  It’s a film that isn’t a remake or a sequel, and doesn’t have any aliens or superheroes in it.  Instead, the surprise hit of the summer ...
Kazan, Kramer, and Preminger.  In their movies they took on crooked unions, racism, the end of the world, drug addiction, and both politics and the new medium of television.  But they finally met their match in the late 60s when they took on the counterculture, hippies, and free love.
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Cabin in the Woods.  It’s clever, self-reflexive, even meta.  What it isn’t, is very scary or entertaining.

Tim League.  The CEO and founder of the Alamo Drafthouse talks about movie theater etiquette, watching films in a coffin, ...
6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Carnage.  Apparently Roman Polanski never heard the old adage, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

21 Jump Street.  At one point in the story, Ice Cube advises, “Embrace the cliche!”  ...
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