Much like the song from Grease, we hope your summer lovin' means you're "having a blast", but we disagree with the "happened so fast" part. If you know what we mean...wink wink... We mean that summer is very short in Canada.
Canada Day is coming up. We celebrate how Canadians celebrate. DNTO has a story about a professional butt shaker and ladies debate showing off their assets in high heels or flats. Also...say "Canada Day" three times fast.
Father's Day is coming up. Celebrate by putting your foot in your mouth, deciding whether to have a baby, pretending to be proud of your pint-sized astronomer, and watching some awful reality TV. Love you, Dads!
We boldly go where we didn't have the research money to go before! Is William Shatner the world's best actor? Can medicine cure the common zit? What is a medical isotope? Did host Jane Testar pass grade 11 Science?!
Cut the legs off your jeans and you've got the Canadian bikini, a pair of Jorts!(jean shorts). Now mow your lawn. Pure class. Nuclear bombs, Margaret Atwood and Stewart McLean, letters to the Tooth Fairy, and epic retail kingdoms.
Too bad laughter isn't the best medicine for the environment. We've got the Debaters deciding the fate of the Senate, The Irrelevant Show smashing stereotypes, DNTO saving the animals and a whole lot of earthy humour. Pesticide-free.
Not cool enough for Lollapalooza? Not enough of a dirt-bag for Coachella? We have a DNTO story from the CBC Winnipeg Comedy Festival (where jean shorts and chevron tank-tops are the minority), The Debaters, and Archie gets gritty...like feet at Coachella.
Don't jinx it, but it's spring time in Canada. Time for words of wisdom from Coach at the Irrelevant Show, fewer embarrassing car crash stories (via DNTO), small talk at social gatherings with The Debaters and time to parade that royal baby around.