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A-PAC: Episodes

Hey everyone it’s Tim Morgan here Creator, Writer, producer, nervous intern, surely janitor, unhygienic lunch lady, chief cook and bottle washer of Almost Professional Amateur Comic.

Next week was to be the start of the 10th season of A-PAC, but due to some major changes in my life A-PAC will be ...
It is the show to end all shows! Or at least it is a show to end the 2011-2012 Almost Professional Amateur Comic Season.

From a story that asks "To Zap or not to Zap" to the RF's one about a possible White House Assassin to a Russian-cycle.

In the middle of the show another in the long ...
It's the A-PAC 2011-2012 Clip Show, all of the best stories and elements of the season. It's the look back at the season that was A-PAC's 9th since going on air May 15 of 2002.

Next week is the last of the High school, College and University year and also coincides with A-PAC's 9th anniversary week, ...
This week did your pet cow bertha and all her friends go to a house party stay too long and freeze to death? Well if you haven't seen her for a while A-PAC might have found her.

In the RF's Judas made another oopsie and a man demands "Return Thy Foreskin!" If you are hearing impaired but ...
This week in the 4th to the last episode of the A-PAC season: Even the President of Alarm Force can get Alarmed sometimes.

The RF's talk about a guy who likes to hide things and Pee plus NO SEX PLEASE! The This day in the future warns of a war amongst TITANs! or something like that. Be sure to listen ...
This week BAN THE ICE CREAM TRUCKS!!! or you know, don't. The Rapid Funny's deal with what could end up being a Limp issue in Italy and a new way to attract women in your office through the use of urine. In the second half a Friar gets a gay surprise. The This Day in the Future is very optimistic maybe ...
Back from a week off and A-PAC has a real Bear of a story for you! The RF's deal with a Bad Bat and hey why not take a sneeze break! A fast food joint is the A-PAC sponsor this week and you could say that their food is extra moist. Apparently someone from the movie Hunger Games visited this week and ...
Another episode from A-PAC
This week learn how you can take a crap on the go! The Rapid Funny's have a new service instead of U-Haul try U-Cop Also you get the low down on what would truly have been a Kodiak moment.
If you have sensitive teeth the A-PAC sponsor this week may be able to disfigure you, I mean help you.
The This ...
I give you the bitterest episode of A-PAC to date :-) This is thanks in part to having a lingering cold and mind altering cold medication. Okay well the middle to second half of the show is really where the bitter starts to kick in :-)

This week a guy who wanted his burger done right so he did it himself, ...
This week it's all about the Heart Attack YUM! Getting Smurfed can really happen as can Herbie the Love bug pulling your ass over. This weeks sponsor is a friend you never want and the this day in the future speaks of a great Time War. The Funeral Announcement is happying up A-PAC this week and a story ...
From Aussie bus drivers who are getting some bling to a woman giving birth in a car thanks to a dum flat foot to a Ski Dum Jesus being evicted from the slopes and much more on
A-PAC in this episode!

Plus the A-PAC sponsor can make your dream of an accident in the Shower finally come true!
From things you should not tweet before attempting to enter the USA to places you should not click REPLY ALL to in Germany, also some nudity and vandalism in this weeks A-PAC.

Plus you know A-PAC likes to give back to the community so included in this weeks episode are a couple of Public Services.

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This week whether you’re a cruise ship company or an airline you are not safe from Tim's wrath of ridicule (okay that sounded worse than it really is)

The Rapid Funnies talk about how it is a Man eat dog world and that Friday the 13th black market cow brains go good on pita bread.

The this day ...
This week apparently CSI Las Vegas hasn't been doing their job, the A-PAC Rapid Funnies ask if you can smell something funny and the other RF tells you the tale of some January 4th birthday freaks. The this day in the future has a prediction about an uninspired future super hero. Also Pyramid Schemes ...
In this the first new episode of 2012 the show includes story's about a house guest that over corpesed his welcome, things you really should not eat even on TV and things apparently you should not bring to an airport no matter how tasty they are. Also what happens when the universes odometer rolls over ...
Something is going on up at the North Pole, Christmas for 99 percent of us could be in danger! Will Tim Morgan notice that something is not quit Christmassy?

This years Annual A-PAC Christmas Special is an adventure ride worth throwing up on!!!
Something Tim has wanted to do for a while and thanks to a cold which sucked up all his show prep time now he has to do... It's an all Comedy Christmas Music addition of A-PAC. Don't worry though the Annual A-PAC Christmas Special is still on its way in the weeks to come.
Another episode from A-PAC
Hey are you in the market for a quality used grave??? Tim has a story about where you can find one if you are. Also ever want to shoot your boss? Well re-think that wish and catch the A-PAC Rapid Funnies. The other RF talks about a guy who takes a ride in a trunk. The this day in the future talks about ...
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