Keith and The Girl: Episodes
"I demand that everyone act appropriately."
"Here's a picture of my dick. That should tide you over."
"If someone hands you The Meaning of Life, how do you go on living?"
"Yes, you were a jerk. Everyone hates you for what you did."
"All your compliments offend me."
"Can I get a party size glass of that?"
"You're not gonna pervert our relationship."
"You know what's in my brain right now? Fucking you, 9-year-old."
"You get nothing until you apologize to me!"
"You have the disease that I don't like to hang out with."
"This is going to end badly."
"The problem is your penis wasn't out."
"If he's wet, he's a pedophile!"
"The phone number's open for your apology, you fuckin' bitch."
"Good comedy is based on research."
"Do we need to stop this?"
"You have the right to remain silent."
"I bet I could beat the ever-livin' shit out of you."
"I cannot guarantee reliability, sobriety or even coherentness."
Our heroes trip balls - Mike the Intern, McNally and Keith