Fantoo Girls Sports Podcast: Episodes
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the HOT MESS that is the Boston
Celtics. They're mavericking before mavericking is even an option!
Dropping 5 of the last 7 games is no way to repeat, boys. But maybe the
addition of Stephon Marbury will be just what the doctor ordered, because
that works. ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from Recession Central where the NFL
has decided to cut costs and nix the annual free trip to Hawaii beginning in
2010. First they have the pro bowl voting occur before the regular season
shifts into high gear, negating all the performances that delight us in
December, ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from a place where many are
dead...the sporting graveyard. We meander amongst the tomb stones that
honor those who have passed. Some on time, some before their time. Will
the Arena Football League come back? Will they wait till the NFL gets
exposed and take ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the furiously active voting
center for the NFL Pro Bowl. Oh, you didn't know there was another election
needing your attention? Don't fret. The Pro Bowl is meaningless and
dangerous, so The Girls request a banquet. A simple little soiree that
doesn't hurt ...
Today the Girls are still nursing hangovers due to the non-stop celebrating they have done since the Phils won the World Series... The World #!@*$# Series!!! Robin has been watching the Chase Utley speech on a never ending loop since Friday. Carol is still standing on Broad Street in her jersey pounding ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the Land of Change. Borrowing from the wildly popular and successful theme of the victorious presidential campaign, we see change abrew as the economy and the world of sports collide. Yet, with business deals slipping through team owners’ fingers like sand ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the Land of Confusion, otherwise
known as the NFL! Where else could a score that is admittedly erroneous be
entered into the history books and a veteran quarterback not know the rules
of the game he is paid over 100 million dollars to play? Seriously, we're
confused. ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from that hot new club, VIVA! Viagra,
where athletes needing to compete above sea level do so with a little help
from the little blue pill. Or so leagues think, which is why they have
decided to conduct a RIGOROUS study of the affects of Viagra on...wait for
it...adolescent ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from...HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4 - NHL
Edition! Brought to you courtesy of that Renaissance Man himself, Sean
Avery. He's an agitator, skate-dancer, fashionista and now a linguist
beyond reproach. You may not like his choice of words, but if you like the
NHL then ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from Uncle Bud's Excellent Adventure
where storms send him fleeing to his home (Or is it the Philadelphia fans?),
drink in hand, along with a freshly printed copy of the Major League
Baseball Rules, to ride out the unprecedented World Series suspension. Cuz
that's ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from inside the mind of Wilbur
Hackett, where he apparently experiences flashbacks when facing down
quarterbacks just trying to do their job. Inadvertent? Not so much. He
lowers his shoulder and levels South Carolina quarterback Stephen Garcia.
That's got to ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from that trippy world where grown
men do unexplainable things...we think it's called Earth. Chalk one up for
Eric Mangini who really honored the family tree with the birth of his son
Zach Brett. As women, we want to go on record to state that we would duct
tape ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from deep within the ivy at Wrigley
Field, surrounded by balls from years past that cannot understand how the
Cubs got swept after such a successful season. To which we say, they
Mavericked! And we also want to point out that John McCain and Sarah Palin
are ripping ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from Celebration Central, where we've
wrapped the elaborate recording studio in plastic in anticipation of our
nomination for the best sports podcast award! It's like our version of
getting into the post season. The celebration that culminates after
securing a ...
Today The Fantoo Girls are coming to you live from The Warren Sapp
Experience, which is what 'Dancing with the Stars' USED to be called. He
will steal the spotlight, and some food for sure, from the rest of the
contestants. If he could spare a side of beef for Susan Lucci we'd
appreciate it, because ...
Today The Fantoo Girls are coming to you live from the porch swing on the
very expensive porch of the very expensive new house that YOU built! So, as
is prone to happen some of the time, the Yankees organization gets exposed
for screwing you. Is it not enough that they are willing to tear down the
sports ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from...the COMEBACK TRAIL! Cher's
done it, Babs has done it, even Brett did it, so why can't Lance? As fans
of the Tour de France (even in light of all the shameless doping to this
day) we are excited to see what Lance can do after a little hiatus. So far,
so ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the campaign headquarters of an
election that aims to go down in history. And it all begins with a
View-finder. Chase Daniel, like McCain and Obama, is gunning for the trophy
by spending to get face time. Whatever happened to just letting actions
speak for ...
Today The Girls, one half played by Ron, the infamous mythical husband of
Carol, are coming to you live from California Cryobank, where to-be parents
are hand picking athletic sperm to create the next Tom Brady. Yea, cuz that
works. Once the child is shoved head first into a helmet the rebellion
occurs ...
Today The Girls are coming to you live from the aqua-lair that is home to
Manphibian! Part man, part phibian, part precious metal, and gold medal
parter-of-water, Michael Phelps is Manphibian. Phelps gets gold eight times
over and turns a whole country back onto swimming. But will it carry over
to ...