AudioShocker: Episodes
Unicorns, TalkShoe, Ross is ruining the AudioShocker, Nick really hates the 4thletter!, grammatic stylization, Pandorum, Dennis and Randy, JCVD, Ross loves Replicant, Daybreakers, Avatar nominations, long wait in Netflix queue, Book of Eli and Rachael Ray, pull list chopping, Hulk, and Bugles. Next week: ...
Nick’s too loud, Justique’s too mum, and Neal’s too choppy as they talk about the luther burger, donut ice cream sandwiches, Book of Eli, Mila and Macaulay, R.I.P. Pauly Fuemana (OMC was awesome), Gaga’s perfect mate, Green Monk by Brandon Dayton, and, of course, some burning ...
Ross is really busy with art projects this week and he doesn’t have the time to record a new episode. So, instead of running a brand new A Podcast with Ross and Nick, I was able to dig up this short unreleased conversation Ross and I had a couple months ago. Hope you enjoy it!
Black Panther animated series, Land of the Lost, Fearless, Daybreakers, Human Target, Drag Me to Hell, Sherlock Holmes, PS3, Neal’s blind date, Batman Year 100, and thoughts on Graphic.ly.
Banter abounds about who’s missing from The Expendables (hint: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kurt Russell, Carl Weathers, and Wesley Snipes), Ross is late to Facebook, getting stuff out of the claw machine, Kirby, Black Panther premieres in Australia and Marvel reprints Jungle Action, Jill Scott as Storm, ...
El Hablador, Cast Away, Jean-Claude Van Damme in Derailed and JCVD, Up in the Air, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, 3 Idiots, Whiteout, and Planet Patrol. Then, after the end theme, a sung tribute to Teddy Pendergrass and the Comic Book Ink gets thrown under the bus.
Pandora Syndrome. American Idol. Hollow Man. Storm wallpaper. Other stuff. And, in classic form, we turn to more NSFW fan art after the end theme. CLASSIC SANDWICH!!! (I don’t know what that means… I just wanted to type scream sandwich.)
Announcing the 2009 YOU DON’T SUCK Award winners, painstakingly selected by a panel of AudioShocker celebrity (NOT!) judges!!! Listen to the thrilling selection process as Ross, Justique, Neal, Nick, and Pete choose the following 2009 YDS champions:
Movies – 2012
Music – Lil Wayne’s ...
Movies – 2012
Music – Lil Wayne’s ...
Avavar money, Nick hates best of decade lists, Ross suggests we make worst of the decade lists, more Tron, the characters from Street Fighter IV vs. Super Street Fighter IV vs. Street Fighter III vs. Guilty Gear X vs. Mortal Kombat, Homer and Ned and the nacho hat, and creepy images of Cammy haunt us [...]
We don’t skip podcasts! TalkShoe is having issues and our phone call from Sunday can’t be downloaded… so we’re recording a fill-in! Nick explains how b-sides worked on 7″ records, Neal talks about his visit to the Pandora offices in Oakland, CA and then yells about wind ...
Avatar discussed! Was the 3D necessary? Were the “native” aliens too simplistic? Was the movie anti-technology? Why am I phrasing everything in the form of a question? Also: Street Fighter snuggie, Pam Grier in Coffy and Friday Foster, and Ross reveals his secret fan infatuation.
The AudioShocker rides again! Dev D. Jean-Claude Van Damme in Replicant, Second in Command, Until Death, and The Shepherd. The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans. Street Fighter IV sleeved blankets. Up and Astro Boy. Family Guy: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side and American Dad. ...
Ross is on Wikipedia… but is his entry good enough??? (Answer: no) Then the guys talk about Ross’ b-day, Zerokiller, Xero, and finally… the Punisher in FRANKENCASTLE!!! It’s the fanman conversation that’s been nearly two months in the making! Do they like it? Do they hate ...
Nick’s obituary for bittorrent may be a bit premature… but it’s okay because Avatar is basically Fern Gully. Bringing up the flank is Dolemite, Vanishing Point, Superchick, and Body of Lies. Then methinks I hear a smidgen of Neal discussing Melody Gardot and Snoop Dogg’s Malice ...
Ross and Nick watched Turtles Forever, the epic animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles multiverse crossover movie, and they both agree: it’s a fan job. Enter their suspenseful discussion of what went right and wrong (in their eyes, of course) with this bizarre cartoon event. Then, hang around after ...
TATU (are they lesbians?), Jean-Claude Van Damme and Vivica A. Fox in The Hard Corps (not a porno), Mortal Kombat (bores Nick), Michael Jackson’s toilet money (weirds us out), new Sade AND Bernie Worrell (not together… whatever, you get the idea), Jersey Shore on MTV (excites Neal), Dexter ...
Can a superhero be a hero if they kill? The argument darts from realism to idealism to fan reactions to the ongoing burn of serialized storytelling. And what’s to blame for everything? Licensing! Also: Did the Chameleon rape Peter Parker’s roommate? And did licensing retcon Pete getting drunk? ...
Our podcast crew is all yours as we talk about Jean-Claude Van Damme in Replicant, the Harry Potter movies as modern classics, the upcoming Tournament Movie Tournament (!!!), Jingle All the Way (overrated), Supernova (underrated), DOA: Dead or Alive, Grammy Award nominees including The Ting Tings and ...
Confusion over the X-Men’s newest event, Necrosha, spills into a discussion of Ross and Nick’s respective X-Men dream teams (can you already guess who makes the cuts?) and, somehow, the X-Men manage to take up the entire podcast. BUT before it’s over… Ross and Nick officially ...
We get things started with a fun little game of F%$k One, Marry One, Eat One (FME), and spin directly into a ridiculously in depth argument over cover letters vs. resumes (wherein, sadly, no one wins). Then it’s media ahoy as we talk about the following (not necessarily in this order): Secret Lives ...